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Top Five Lawyer Jokes about Arizona Injury Lawyers

July 17, 2015 By John Torgenson

1.     Q:  What is wrong with personal injury lawyer jokes?  A:  Lawyers don’t think they’re funny and other people don’t think they’re jokes.

2.     Q:  How many Phoenix personal injury attorneys does it take to change a light bulb?  A:  Three.  One to turn the bulb; one to shake him off the ladder; and, the third to sue the ladder company in Maricopa County Superior Court.

3.     A doctor and a local Phoenix injury lawyer got into a car accident, on a small country road. The lawyer had figured that nobody else would be on the road, and had raced through a stop sign. The doctor, on a cross street, had no time to react and couldn’t have missed the lawyer if he had tried. Fortunately, neither driver was hurt.

The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, helped him from his battered car and offered him a drink from a hip flask. The doctor accepted, took a deep drink, and handed the flask back to the lawyer. The lawyer held the flask for a minute or two, and gave it to the doctor again. The doctor took another swig. He again returned the flask to the lawyer, who closed it and put it away.

“Aren’t you going to have a drink yourself?” asked the doctor.

“Not now,” answered the lawyer. “I’ll have something after the police leave.”

4.     Q:  Did you hear about the downtown Phoenix personal injury lawyer who was hurt in an accident at 7th Street and Camelback?  A:  The ambulance he was chasing stopped too suddenly.

5.     99% of Arizona injury attorneys give the rest of us a really bad name.

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John Torgenson

John Torgenson is a highly experienced personal injury lawyer with over 20 years of practice in Arizona. He earned his Bachelor’s degree from the University of Utah and his Juris Doctor from Notre Dame. John has a proven track record of securing substantial verdicts and settlements, including an $8.25 million recovery for a gunshot injury victim. His expertise has earned him AVVO ratings and recognition as a Super Lawyer.

John is also a sought-after lecturer on personal injury law, sharing his extensive knowledge with peers and aspiring attorneys. Beyond his legal practice, John is an avid golfer and actively supports organizations like the Military Assistance Mission, Arizona School for the Arts, Page Balloon Regatta, University of Arizona Foundation, Junior Achievement of Arizona, and the Tim Huff Pro Bono Golf Classic.

Passionate about advocating for injury victims, John dedicates his career to battling insurance companies and corporate interests, ensuring that the rights of those who are hurt are vigorously defended.